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Is this already too brutal...?
Oh well!
Okay, so as we all know, the wild Joe is basically the scrub mascot of my blog. (He knows and accepts his fate.)
Legend has it that the mysterious Joe lurks in the depths of bronze waiting for his first pentakill. According to ancient scriptures,(dated somewhere in 2002), Joe's lifelong dream is to screenshot and print his first pentakill and make numerous copies, spreading his "success" throughout the land. Where he wants his pentakill to end up, you may ask? The answer lies beneath a magnet on Mr. Ravenda's refrigerator. Joe wants to bring some tone into Mr. Ravenda's life and prove he is worthy to be a part of our PSAT Verbal class. I have a feeling we will all be dead by time he gets a penta, though.
I think this is a good time to make him a poem.
Joe.
Joe Rhymes with No.
Joe also rhymes with a certain gardening tool.
Joe goes 0-10 in his placements.
Joe really needs a replacement.
He's so bad that it sends people into amazement.
No? Okay. I'll show myself out.
(No Joes were harmed in the making of this post.)
bai~
I actually laughed really hard at this....poor Joe. I enjoyed your obviously amazing and creative poem. My favorite line was "Joe Rhymes with No", because just SAME. Overall, great post!!!
ReplyDeleteI instantly started laughed and my face is now covered with tears of joy. Nothing beats noob bashing, especially when Joe is involved.
ReplyDeleteI liked your post. Your poem was really funny. Why would Mr. Ravenda want a screenshot of Joe's first pentakill under his refrigerator?
ReplyDeleteGreat originality, perhaps the penta screenshot will give Mr.Ravenda the tone he needs and make him a happy man.
ReplyDeleteomg this is hilarious. is joe really that bad at LOL? this is so funny keep up the good work
ReplyDeleteHe is.
DeleteThis post was hilarious. I have to admit your poem was the best part. The whole post was amazing. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteI saw a little late but here is the Penta
ReplyDeletehttp://imgur.com/gx9e9Gp