Rant.

So the whole trashing Joe thing is getting outplayed and I want to save the Joe card for an extremely cringeworthy topic...

even though I have a lot to say about Joe....

So now for a topic that makes me hate league... and is very commonly addressed.

People in RANKED.

Disgusting, Disgusting people.

Let me go over some scenarios that are all too real for me and other's who play ranked:

*Dies once in laning phase*

"GG WE LOSE"

"FEEDER!!"

"STOP FEEDING OMG"

"REPORT AFTER GAME"

"UR SO BAD"

And the list goes on. 

People need to remember that winning games is a matter of every individual on the team. Unless you are playing with Joe, don't tilt if they die once. Or twice. OR THREE TIMES. Yelling that they are doing bad DOES NOT MAKE ANYTHING BETTER. People need to learn to be patient. You win some games, you lose some. Being a toxic pinecone does not help crap. It just puts everyone on the team on a bad mood, whether they're mad at the person who is doing bad, or standing up for the person who is doing bad. It sets a negative environment in which NOTHING can be accomplished because everybody is too fed up with their team. 

Let me leave off on one note. 

If I ever convince any of you to play league ever, no matter how hard it is... Don't be jerks. Be accepting of people's strengths and weaknesses... Most of all, don't play with Joe.

off topic again brb crying

My Ballad/Poem

So this week I wrote a ballad typed thing for Mr Ravenda's class and it's about insecurities so here it is.

https://youtu.be/t6bu2RMU8oE

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We people share a mutual love for hatred

We hate a lot of things…

Like country music, or vegetables.

But there’s more than what meets the eye…

Things that aren’t assets of who we are…

Rather, it’s what we want to be.

It’s what we’re told to be.

It’s what we strive to be.

And painfully, it's what we aren’t.

There are assets of us that we can resist.

Biting our nails, picking at acne.

This isn’t one that we can abandon,

Rather it has abandoned us.

Our minds have moved on in pursuit of something better

Something we are told to be.

Something we strive to be.

Something we aren't.

So it left us.

Alone in this shell.

A shell of what we really, really don’t want to be.

But we really, really are.

So we crack.

No, we break.

No… We shatter.

And we pour our heart out into the hands of something that is missing.

The hands of someone who isn’t there to catch us from our lengthy plummet to our knees.

Instead, we pour our heart out to the person in the mirror.

We try to break this cycle but they just stare back

With the same damn tears that are in your eyes right now.

You think to yourself,

Why can't I be who I want to be

Why can't I just snap my fingers and be a whole nother person?

Why did I get stuck with being…

Me…

These demons are only trials of your determination.

Your confidence.

Your self-esteem.

Your sanity.

Only warriors make it.

Fight for you, not someone you want to be.

Not someone you’re told to be.

Not someone you strive to be.

Not someone that you aren’t.

Fight for you.

Not some model.

Not some celebrity.

Not a stranger, your cousin, your best friend.

Fight for you.

OFF TOPIC! Sorry!

So today Mr. Ravenda assigned us something off topic which annoys me because I'm serious about league, but screw it.

In class, we read our peers stories. I chose to review Santiago's, because Arniels was long and I forgot all the details. 

and Santiago's can be interpreted in many... many ways.

Aaaaanyways, his story was about a couple named Lamar and Maria, and they go on a date to a pizza parlor. Maria isn't entirely feeling herself and it is noticeable in the way she acts. Lamar asks Maria what is wrong and she thinks they should break up. Lamar is very upset. He goes home and starts writing a song about her. Later on, Lamar sees Maria and some of her friends at the pizza parlor. All of them leave except for Maria's best friend, who later tells Lamar that Maria cut it off because he didn't pay attention to her enough and he spent too much of his time with his friends. He later leaves the song under Maria's door and when Maria finds it, she regrets breaking it off with Lamar. 

So my only real feedback is that you reaaalllyyyyyyyyyy really really need to proofread your story because a lot of the passage made me think you were illiterate, BUUTTT otherwise I liked the storyline and it was obvious that the story was wrote meaningfully and you put a lot of thought into it. So good job Santi.

Dani, Out.

Get ready for the roast- I mean... Satire... of a lifetime, Joe.

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Is this already too brutal...?

Oh well! 

Okay, so as we all know,  the wild Joe is basically the scrub mascot of my blog. (He knows and accepts his fate.)

Legend has it that the mysterious Joe lurks in the depths of bronze waiting for his first pentakill. According to ancient scriptures,(dated somewhere in 2002), Joe's lifelong dream is to screenshot and print his first pentakill and make numerous copies, spreading his "success" throughout the land. Where he wants his pentakill to end up, you may ask? The answer lies beneath a magnet on Mr. Ravenda's refrigerator. Joe wants to bring some tone into Mr. Ravenda's life and prove he is worthy to be a part of our PSAT Verbal class. I have a feeling we will all be dead by time he gets a penta, though. 

I think this is a good time to make him a poem.

Joe.

Joe Rhymes with No.

Joe also rhymes with a certain gardening tool.

Joe goes 0-10 in his placements.

Joe really needs a replacement. 

He's so bad that it sends people into amazement.

No? Okay. I'll show myself out.

(No Joes were harmed in the making of this post.)

bai~

Life lessons.

Today I'll be sharing some of the life lessons I learned by playing league.

They all revolve around our favorite topic, tilt.

Tilt is when you get like really freaking mad at the game, to the point where you want to break things. So, today I'll give you tips on how to relieve tilt. Tilt can come from a whole bunch of things anywhere from toxic players to playing with Joe.

Here's a list of things that help me get off my losing sprees and get off of tilt.

- Play Annie. She's so easy.

- 1v1 Joe. It's easy.

- Take a break from ranked. Ranked can make you more mad because it actually matters. Normals and ARAM don't mean crap

- Take a break from league in general. This one is hard to do.

Those are a few things I do to get off my tilt. I have to say the most effective is 1v1ing Joe because he sucks. Annie is really easy. You can pretty much counter/beat anyone and she's really good to carry with. Taking a break from ranked is good because if you lose you don't lost anything and you don't risk losing your rank because your anger is blinding you.

 

To conclude, you will know when you are off tilt. You won't be so irritable and you'll take losses like a champion. Unless you're playing with Joe. Then you'll unbelievable irritable.

The Biggest Myth of League...

Riot. Tells. Lies.

So according to riot, people get banned for being bad sports, huge jerks, pieces of crap, and overall horrible people....Yeah, no.

This is one of the biggest myths of league. Riot, even if you do report people, is too lazy to collect the chat logs in games. It makes me mad some times that these people who have nothing better to do with their lives sit there trying to make poor people feel bad. I've been playing this game for a very long time, and due to that I'm not affected by anything that people  could say.  And trust me, I've heard a lot. Riot sounds very confident in it's banning system, and the whole community rolls their eyes

This is why I don't recommend league to people of soft nature. League of Legends is not for the faint of heart. This post actually came from inspiration from a game I played just recently. I went 13-5 Ahri and this 2-10 Gnar told me some disgusting things. I hope he sees this one day! (:

Dunkey Conspiracy

So I was watching one of videogamedunkey's video which I won't link because it's rather... 

Explicit.

Anyways, this video stuck out to me because it's pretty dang creepy. The thing is, its an old video from 2012, so the splash art has changed and I don't think it works anymore. I thought it was cool though, so let's get to it.

So, Dunkey got an email from a fan.

Exhibit one: 

So, it just looks like random letters right? Well, no. If you play league, you know that these are codewords for items. In this order:

Abyssal Scepter

Deathfire Grasp (This was an old item that was removed last season)

Haunting Guise

Now, you may be thinking, "So what?" Well, the sender of the email also attached this closeup picture of Abyssal Scepter...

If you zoom in, there's hidden letters.

I used a photo editor to alter the colors so you can see them better. If you still can't see them, the letters spell out D F G which is an acronym for the item we talked about earlier, deathfire grasp.

Now, moving on, lets revisit our top list of items. Let's move on to Haunting Guise. This is where it gets creepy.

This is a Haunting Guise. There is also a message hidden in this splash art. It is in the top left corner and this one is a little harder to see. I'll edit the colors for this one too.

Here it is:

If you still can't see it, the letters say S W. That means "Stealth Ward"  Wards grant vision, meaning that it lets you see things you wouldn't otherwise see. Let's get to the stealth ward.

This is the icon for a stealth ward:

No messages right? or so you think. Let's zoom into that pupil a little.

Nothing.

Let me do a little color editing.

Yup. I freaked the hell out when I was editing the colors, because that my friend is creepy. This is not fake. I am ENCOURAGING you to take the picture of the stealth ward, Zoom in the pupil, Increase the exposure, and decrease the contrast. You will not be disappointed. 

Hope I scared you guys, because it sure scared me. Dani out.